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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Shoot first, ask questions later.
As you know I just got out of prison. So I'm wrestles and I meet this beautiful girl and after dinner we go to her place and are into the first minute of the heat of passion and I just have to ask her: "Baby are you Italian?" And it that cute little accent she replies: "No, I'm Finnish." ".... huh? and they say I am fast..."
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